Yes, I like to blog, maybe slightly more on Azure than SQL Server. I enjoy it and it probably explains why I do about 70 posts a year. I am happy for every single reader even though my numbers are not elite I see growth and this is what motivates me to write during those late nights.
I am an IT Professional from the UK with interests in MS technology especially SQL Server and Azure. During 2015 I was mentored by Paul Randal from SQLskills.
I have written articles for SQL Server Central, TechNet, gathered data for SQLskills Waits and Latches Library. I have also helped the SQL Server product team with testing SQL Server vNext adaptive query processing feature. I am also a member of Microsoft’s Azure Advisors and SQL Advisors Group.
My aim is to help you in your day to day work or to reinforce specific areas that I am interested in, so I try to keep things short and simple.
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I was having a conversation with Oracle professionals the other day and they started to discuss the Oracle ACE program and they asked me (being the one that works with Microsoft technology) what Microsoft’s equivalent was, to which I answered MVP.
It was fascinating to hear them speak about the program more specifically the fact that in the Oracle world there are 3 different levels to an ACE.
Anyways they started to mention that they would like to achieve this as a goal, I kind of disagreed and said that if the by-product of you sharing knowledge walking and talking is the entry level award then great, if not then great, keep doing what you enjoy right? Let’s be honest here who really knows that it takes? (Even though their nomination form gives away some clues).
A lot of people who have helped me from proof reading articles, presentations and general mentoring are MVPs and they have my utter most respect, especially Erin from SQLskills who has read my PowerPoint slides many times and provided me with feedback reminiscent of my University days and Brent Ozar who actually reads blogs and helps grow their reading base.
Keep doing what you are doing, we little people appreciate it. I sure do.
It’s coming towards the holiday season for me and I thought that I would wind-down a little with a non-technical post. I have been asked a few times over the past month where I got my online name from – BLOBEATER.
Well I will tell you. Firstly one of my favourite topics is DBCC CHECKDB ( and no I can’t use DBCC WRITEPAGE to fix corruption). Learning about it via sqlskills I noticed an internal variable called BlobEater which is a dummy variable with no purpose other than to consume any output from the CheckIndex function (source: http://www.sqlskills.com/blogs/paul/checkdb-internals-what-is-the-blobeater).
I thought this would be a good name for my online identity when you also throw in the fact that in my younger days my nick-name was BLOBBY!
So a past nick name + reference to of my favorite subjects ( which happens to be written by my ex-mentor) = best possible online name for me.
Thanks for reading.